How to Take Over the World by DarkTheif, literature
Literature
How to Take Over the World
From the time they are born, many people share a common dream, a goal to reach in their lifetime. This dream is, of course, the domination and administration of the world. Who has not, at one time or another, dreamed of sitting in a throne in a castle overlooking their kingdom, or staring out of the windows on the one-hundred and fiftieth floor of their mega skyscraper, built entirely to their specifications? Who has not, at some point, wished for all to bow to them, or to salute when they passed? The answer is, of course, no one. Everyone has had these thoughts, but no person ever attempts to achieve this. Why not? The answer is simp
Wake up, roll out of bed.
Walk to the bathroom, brush the hair on your head.
Put on some clothes, walk down the stairs.
Look out the window, see the weather is fair.
Turn the corner to the kitchen, start cooking some eggs,
Bacon, and ham, while at your feet the dog begs.
Drop him a snack, because no one will see.
How much more perfect could your life be?
Now here she comes, the love of your life,
And she dissipates all of your stress, woes and strife.
Coffee in hand, she walks up to you,
Says Good morning, dear, you reply Good morning too.
Then you kiss her gently and hold her tight,
'Till you hear a sound
The Strays Chapter 2: Evangel by DarkTheif, literature
Literature
The Strays Chapter 2: Evangel
Cmon slowpoke, at this rate well never get to the city! Im trying, Leo, but dont you think we might go a little faster if we each carried our OWN instruments? Now Evangel, what kind of talk is that? Dont you like helping me and sparing my poor back from harm? You know I have a weak back. I know, and I didnt mean it like that, but I guess youre right, Leo, as always. Evangel let out a weak smile and Leo smiled right back at him. I guess its ok as long as Im helping Evangel thought to himself, the weight of a guitar and a violin
The Strays Chapter One: Kira by DarkTheif, literature
Literature
The Strays Chapter One: Kira
The sky was pitch black with clouds, each casting its ominous shadow across the land. Lightning streaked across the horizon, blinding to the sight, and the thunder that followed shook the land as if some great giant were beating a war drum. Then the first drops of the rain, cool and refreshing at first, but soon turning into a creature of its own, beautiful and deadly at the same time. A drop found its way to the nose of a young wolf laying on the hillside. His eyes peered open and he sprung to his feet. How could he have fallen asleep now? His grey ears perked up, alert to the sound of peoples voices in the distance, though they
Through your eyes I see your soul
Two endless pools in which I drown
I looked at you, you looked at me
And stole my heart without a sound
For years we have stood hand in hand
My love for you forever growing
And as time passes, we persist
A future together we are sewing
In your embrace I feel your warmth
It flows through me like a song
And in your kiss I feel your love
That I seemed to feel all along
A sad thought it always is
That we must be apart
But no matter how far away you are
You are always in my heart
Your eyes, your touch, your skin so soft
Your kiss so warm and tender
And when Im with you I fill with joy
To b
Without you I am a lost soul, desperately grasping for a hold against the oblivion that I will surely fall to. I need you, your smile, your laugh, and your warmth. You are my purpose, my reason for being. Without you I am naught but a empty void in this realm, and I need you to complete me. But you are not there, and I cling tight to my fantasy, wishing you back every moment, but you never come. Please, come back to me, complete me, for I am lost without you. Please, return to me, my love.
You are the light which dispels the darkness of my soul.
You are the one who rescues me from my eternal loneliness.
You are the hand that catches me when I fall.
You are the joy in my dismal life.
You are the speech that bolsters my confidence.
You are the will the increases my strength.
You are the song that lifts my spirit.
And you are the face that makes my heart skip a beat.
When we first started out no one thought we would go so long
We proved them wrong
Time and time again
Through thick and thin
You have stood by me
Forever faithful till the end
And one day so far away, when our skin is pale and gray
You'll still be there, by my side
Two as one for all of time.
Without you I am a lost soul, desperately grasping for a hold against the oblivion that I will surely fall to. I need you, your smile, your laugh, and your warmth. You are my purpose, my reason for being. Without you I am naught but a empty void in this realm, and I need you to complete me. But you are not there, and I cling tight to my fantasy, wishing you back every moment, but you never come. Please, come back to me, complete me, for I am lost without you. Please, return to me, my love.
Through your eyes I see your soul
Two endless pools in which I drown
I looked at you, you looked at me
And stole my heart without a sound
For years we have stood hand in hand
My love for you forever growing
And as time passes, we persist
A future together we are sewing
In your embrace I feel your warmth
It flows through me like a song
And in your kiss I feel your love
That I seemed to feel all along
A sad thought it always is
That we must be apart
But no matter how far away you are
You are always in my heart
Your eyes, your touch, your skin so soft
Your kiss so warm and tender
And when Im with you I fill with joy
To b
The Strays Chapter One: Kira by DarkTheif, literature
Literature
The Strays Chapter One: Kira
The sky was pitch black with clouds, each casting its ominous shadow across the land. Lightning streaked across the horizon, blinding to the sight, and the thunder that followed shook the land as if some great giant were beating a war drum. Then the first drops of the rain, cool and refreshing at first, but soon turning into a creature of its own, beautiful and deadly at the same time. A drop found its way to the nose of a young wolf laying on the hillside. His eyes peered open and he sprung to his feet. How could he have fallen asleep now? His grey ears perked up, alert to the sound of peoples voices in the distance, though they
The Strays Chapter 2: Evangel by DarkTheif, literature
Literature
The Strays Chapter 2: Evangel
Cmon slowpoke, at this rate well never get to the city! Im trying, Leo, but dont you think we might go a little faster if we each carried our OWN instruments? Now Evangel, what kind of talk is that? Dont you like helping me and sparing my poor back from harm? You know I have a weak back. I know, and I didnt mean it like that, but I guess youre right, Leo, as always. Evangel let out a weak smile and Leo smiled right back at him. I guess its ok as long as Im helping Evangel thought to himself, the weight of a guitar and a violin
Current Residence: A ninja never reveals his secrets. *Non ninja*: HE'S IN..... *shuriken in the back* Favourite genre of music: Rock Favourite photographer: My dad Favourite style of art: Anime/Manga Operating System: Vista.....Yeah, i said it, so what, you wanna fight about it!?!?! MP3 player of choice: iPod Wallpaper of choice: Anything totally 1337. Skin of choice: Same as teh wallpaprer, lolz. What, i aint picky. Favourite cartoon character: Does Anime count? No....it dosn't...... Personal Quote: 1337 is, like, this 1337 thing you do when you, like, totally PWN someone.
Favourite Visual Artist
Van Gough
Favourite Movies
Interview With The Vampire.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Linkin Park or H.I.M.
Favourite Writers
Anne Rice
Favourite Games
Elder Scrolls.
Favourite Gaming Platform
All of them.
Tools of the Trade
Comp., controler, pencil and paper, and ma trusty iPod.
Hai guys! Good news! I'm finally through my writer's block! HOORAI! anyway, i was just wondering if anyone would be interested in reading a story featuring these two characters in a chaotic post-apocolyptic New York City.
Name: Unknown
Place of Birth: Unknown
Aliases: Mr. Sunshine, The Ghost
Height: 6' 0''
Weight: 195 lbs
Blood Type: H (Bombay Blood)
Age: Unknown
Weapons: Anything that can be silenced and concealed
Appearance: Wears a black business suit w/ black gloves and fedora. He has shoulder length, curly(?) black hair. He wears a white
"smiling" opera mask that covers all of his face, except his eyes, w
Stolen from ~Enarre (https://www.deviantart.com/enarre).
1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can